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Thursday, November 11, 2010
The night the Gypsies invaded
My fondest memory of Gypsies came in regard to Sgt. Jody. (That is not his real name, but it is close enough.) Sgt. Jody was a young non-commissioned officer from the South who was assigned to the launching platoon of our missile battery in Germany. We were never sure what function he was to serve, but he annoyed the hell out of the men because he insisted on marching them from the headquarters area to the launching area in formation and in cadence. This was annoying because when the morning formation in the company street was dismissed, the men had all sorts of administrative tasks to attend in conjunction with maintaining the missiles. Dismissal of the formation meant they would go to the orderly room, or the missile assembly and maintenance area, or the motor pool and pick up paper work and tools needed for what they had to do with the missiles that day. They went about their business and just sort of sauntered down to the launching area with their materials. Sgt. Jody thought this was very unsoldierly, so he marched them down to the launching area, and then they had to walk back to the places they needed to go for their materials, and then saunter back down to the launchers when they had the necessary information and equipment. Sgt. Jody was convinced that men sauntering around with clip boards, brief cases, and tool boxes in their hands were screwing off. He was only half right,
The men harassed Sgt. Jody. While marching, they would chant under their breath "Jo-dee, Jo-dee, Jo-dee" in time with the marching cadence just below the hearing threshold. Sgt. Jody would yell "halt." stop and listen, and the chant would stop, then resume the march. The men, of course, had no idea what he was talking about when he asked, "Who is saying that?" He also revealed that he had witnessed ghosts, so the men were constantly plotting ways to give him spooky experiences. I relate this to establish that Sgt. Jody was a bit flighty of mind.
Our missile site was at a remote military base on the Rhine River at a town called Germersheim. To get to town from the post gate, there were two possibilities. One could walk along the roads. Or one could take a shortcut, a path that ran through some pine groves and ran along some vacant land. That land was a place where Gypsy caravans camped at times. When they were present, we looked at them with curiosity but kept to our business, which was with students at the women's college and cognac at the gasthouses.
One night a group of us were returning to post via the short cut when someone checked his watch and said we were pushing the deadline. Our off-duty passes automatically expired at midnight, when the gates were officially closed, and anyone trying to get on post after that would be taken into custody by the military police and held for disciplinary action. We quickened our pace from a stroll to a jog to beat the deadline, and were jogging past the Gypsy encampment. Ahead of us about a block, we saw Sgt. Jody walking. He glanced back when he heard a bunch of men running and broke into a sprint. We thought his running meant we must really be late, so we broke into a dead run.
When we got to the gate, an MP was standing outside the guard shack looking bewildered. When we came up to the gate, he asked what was going on out there. He said Sgt. Jody ran through the gate yelling that the Gypsies were after him. When we got to the orderly room to sign in, Sgt. Jody was there trying to explain to the officer of the day that a bunch of Gypsies was chasing him and seemed about to attack the post. We signed in and with suppressed snickers and chuckles went to our bunk rooms.
The next day those of uswho signed in from pass together were called in to a meeting with the battery commander, the executive officer, and the first sergeant. They asked what we knew about the events involving Sgt. Jody the previous night. We explained how he took off running when we came jogging up behind him. The executive officer asked why we did not provide that information when we signed in, because Sgt. Jody's account caused a joint investigation by the Army and the local authorities, and some tense and confusing moments with the Gypsy camp.
We were given a talking to about harassing Sgt. Jody. The executive officer explained that Jody had been raised with stories about ghosts and Gypsies taking babies and the like, and he had run to the orderly room to alert the guard mount that there seemed to be an attack. Our Platoon Sgt. Bradley summarized point of the meeting in his succinct way: "Don't f++k with Jody anymore."
Sgt. Jody was a good soldier. But Sgt. Bradley (who had been raised in an orphanage) explained that he came from very poor circumstances and was working hard to better his lot and make a career in the military. "Don't f++k with a good man you may have to depend on someday," Sgt. Bradley said.
The harassment of Jody stopped, but we still told the story of Jody's sprint and laughed.